nighty night My lovely friends ❤ wish you have some SMarting ends, #go2bed before it’s late, or soap and paddles will be had #StrictMotivation #wejustgetbetter
Recently I have been asked by a few brats and interested folk, how I am doing mouth soaping. Without giving away the secrets of My trade, or going too deeply into details I will still try to answer the question, in this post so there is a point of reference, instead of typing individual emails all the time. #efficiency
Speaking of efficiency, that is one of the aspects I am going by, when washing someone’s mouth out with soap. It will be a thorough experience, and it will not be a pleasure ride. Soap is a fierce and feared tool of correction and discipline. It is unpleasant and the taste is evidently rather disgusting so that erotizing the experiences generally is not so much of an issue.
If someone does have a mouth soaping fetish, it is My job as a Disciplinarian to change the patterns and vary the application to a degree so that there will not be mixed messages sent – if we are talking about soap as a deterrent. If it is just for play, for fun, for a fun punishment (punishment) that is a different issue, in a way. If it is used for discipline and punishment, I will make sure this is a memorable experience leaving the desired impact on the one getting it applied.
The question about what size of a soap bar I prefer, what kind of a soap, which brand etc, is really very difficult to answer, because My preference is not the issue; this is not about Me that much after all.
I have to take into consideration the anatomy, health issues of the bottom (person receiving). Not all soaps are safe for everyone. As a responsible Top/Dom/Disciplinarian, I have to know about ph levels of the bars I am about to use.
Since I have bottoms all around the globe and yes, mouth soaping can be done long distance, at least I am quite capable giving one in a very memorable and thorough fashion even without being physically present during the act,
I have to also keep in mind that not every brand that I maybe prefer for one reason or another may be available in every country.
I have to take into consideration that some people react not just to the ph levels, but may have allergies; SLS allergies, for example, can put quite a no go to most of the commonly regarded safe brands, and kinds of soap.
On the other hand, can a too alkaloid soap cause chemical burns, which are not at all a side effect we desire when washing a mouth out with soap – even though, one could argue it is then an extremely memorable session.
I still prefer to be able to calculate the risk that can be expected, so we can do even a CNC punishment scenario and still apply SSC / RACK as a guideline.
Thankfully to the vast variety and choice of different brands and kinds of bars of soap, I also am in the comfortable position to being able making My own bars of soap, and through excellent suppliers am able to offer both varieties: SLS containing and SLS free varieties of glycerine based soaps, that are very sought after for their originally intended purpose, yet have been branded “enemy of brat-kind” by some of My girls and boys for their effectively deterring effects.
Last not least I do want to mention, that when within agreed upon and negotiated limits, soap is being used for more than the purpose of washing out a potty or dirty mouth; knowing your implement, soap can add a lot to some other impressing activities, and make the bottom think thoroughly before engaging into questionable behaviors or lacking, let alone failing at the expected performance
Let’s face the facts, brats will be brats. And sometimes it just happens so fast, that brats will run their fingers or mouth and say things they should not have said. It may be language stuff, you know: the kind of bad, where vulgar words are used for shock, or to be the laughing stock!
But politeness and manners still do matter. A language should always be clean. And without being all to mean, we help the brat in its brat-attack, the best way, ’cause We care and can. It needs a Lady, it needs a Man, to stand up to their insolence, vile or verbal violence and help the brat their mess to cleanse!
Whether they are bratty: adult, little or middle. The swift #BratTakeDown, is no riddle. And when you act real swift and thorough, their bad behavior won’t see tomorrow. Even the most sailor tongue, will soon learn that soap is no fun. That it is hard to erotize, and it brings tears quick into their eyes.
We don’t give in, to their protest, nor to their screams how they’d detest, that smell, that taste, that gooey paste, the pose, the mess, Our non-idle threats, How they need to rinse, and how it bites, how they will never stop the fight! Let them drool with corner-time and well reflect their prior crime!
Only when the lesson’s taught, that it won’t pay to play at naught! That We won’t have their mouth get soiled, nor them to act up like children spoiled! That talk back at authority: lack of respect – being naughty, leaves in its wake a bitter taste, on teeth, gums tongue sometimes for days!
It is time to help them some. Come around from their brazen fun, onto the narrow, onto the straight. For betterment, it’s never too late. We had given them the cleansing speech, Because we care, them right to teach, so they may grow to being strong and keep away: from harms and wrongs.
So brats be brats, we know just that. It’s what we know and can expect. We know there’s pull, push, forth and back. In all the chaos, what stands out, the ultimate reason: beyond any doubt. We do on this earth, as it is done from Above. We dole Discipline out to those whom We care for, or: love.
well that was a wash. and not the intended nice wash, at that. I had invested into an electronic ph meter, and it turns out the POC is not water proof. so I will have to invest in one that works more reliably down the road but interim I can share My finding with My readers. since the cheap meter ‘s quality was questionable as it turned out, I take no guarantee the results are accurate.
ph levels are measured from acidic to alkaline, on a scale of usually between 0.0 (acidic) to 14.0 (alkaline) but contrary to popular belief, agents can be more acidic or alkaline and exceed that basic scale. Water, which is neutral, being neither alkaline nor acidic is measured at 7.0. The human skin is usually measured at 5.5 (so mildly acidic)
at this point the meter gave out 😦 I will continue the testing when I have a more reliable meter.
the ph level testing is one of the precautions I am taking so I can make a better risk assessment when dishing out soap as a consequence – be it through mouth soaping or other applications of the detergent – because safety matters & I care for you
prequel: when made aware that “the bathbrush is on strike”, it was sorely missed, and that inspired this little poetic song as reply. another #SpankieMonster one. if you need the melody, it is vaguely the one of ♫ if you’re kinky and you know it clap your hands!♪
when a bathbrush holds a pamphlet that says strike
#SpankieMonster takes it with quite some delight
that is what a bathbrush has been made to do
cleaning up thoroughly all unwanted attitude
#SpankieMonster enjoys the dark romance
#SpankieMonster and His Sordid Dance
bare the flesh, soak-and-soapen up the skin
to be thoroughly cleansed from your every sin
on the troubled waters some ships use a sail
but the paddle boat will proceed without fail
#SpankieMonster commands it with all witts
teaching right from wrong to adult errant kids
The Sound of Music is created and composed
#SpankieMonsters voice is added when He scolds
The percussion paddles rhythmically strike
as the masses quiver and shriek in – delight?
creeks of tears are mixing well with salty sweat
dont the culprits now just wish they had not been bad?
the welts are swelling, as is #SpankieMonsters pride
by striking forcefully delightfully we end the strike